A bloke goes into an employment agency in London for a look through
the job vacancies when he spots something.
“Wanted”, it says. “Single man, willing to travel, must have own scissors $2000 a week guaranteed, plus company car and all expenses.” Well, it sounds a bit too good to be true, so the bloke makes a note of the reference number and fronts up at the counter. “I’d like to apply for this job”, he says, “reference number E/784/B46-OP1737AZR2D2.”
“Oh, that one,” says the clerk. “It’s a model agency right here in
London and are looking for a pubic hair snipper. You see, they supply girls who model underwear and bathers, and before they go on the catwalk they report to you and you have to snip off any wisps of pubic hair that are showing. It pays well, but there are a few drawbacks. It involves quite a lot of travel. The Bahamas, Tahiti, Paris, London, that sort of thing. And you have to get used to living in first-class hotels…”
“I reckon I could learn to live with it,” says the bloke. “I’d really like to apply for the job.”
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I’ve a degree from a very good London Uni in Business Studies, I’ve run my own company for the last 4 years in which I designed, marketed and sold a number of industry-leading products. I have good PC / web skills.
I’m looking for a marketing job in London & can’t get even get an interview! I know I’ve not taken the “Normal” route to employment by starting my own business, but surely an employment agency/company can see the benefit of my experience?
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Another summer of looking for a job in that ridiculous immigrant infested location. I really cant be arsed but need cash any one not looking forward it?
Mark honey I will send you and email when I get my new position, you’re just qualified me for a better position!
Asked by:A & S’s Mum is a Billionaire
Can anyone who has a bit of knowledge about the London job market please help me. Who knows roughly what the going remuneration would be for a senior business development manager/key account manager with 5 years of solid experience, and what sort of package would be attainable. Also, if anyone knows any good employment agencies in London who specialise in sales recruitment it would be much appreciated. Cheers in advance for the help.
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